Friday, April 18, 2008

A series of dirty jokes

This semester, chin heng sits next to me in the boring Statistics class. He swears he is not going to sleep in the class this semester. However, he doesnt concentrate at all. What he has been doing is telling me a series of dirty jokes that really help us to kill time.



Joke 1:

阴茎要求加薪的二大原因:

1。每天要在极深极潮湿的地方工作
2。每天要做得呕吐才能收工



Joke 2:

问题:一天,小猫和公鸡在桥上相遇。小猫跌入水,公鸡兴奋地飞了起来。故事的意义是什么?

答案:A cock is happy when there's a wet pussy.



Joke 3:

问题:What's common between a Rubik's cube and a dick?
(Avoid lame answer like: Wayne likes to play with both of them.)

答案:The longer you play, the harder they are.



Dad and mum, don't worry. I m still a hard-working boy in the class as u can c. haha... And, I m innocent. I don't understand most of the jokes anyway (believe it or not). haha...



But, it's a pic taken last semester. haha. not now.





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4 comments:

::: 月圓月缺 ::: said...

2nd joke真的很冷~
醬也想到
哈哈

wayne said...

我当时听到时简直就是有被‘扎到’的感觉。。真的是觉得留学生的人生好无聊。哈哈

Chin Heng said...

我是无辜的...我本来就很乖, 差点给你教坏了...这并不是黄色笑话, 这是教育性的话题...

wayne said...

通常变态都爱说自己是无辜,正常的。。