Saturday, July 19, 2008

X - Files


Case 1 - I cut my hair and I changed my hairstyle.

Some ppl said it was cool. Some said it sucks. I have no idea. I thought it would be cool for an intern to do this since we are young, energetic, and open to new challenges.

"Are you going to redo ur hair?" This was what i got from my colleague before she started laughing.





Case 2 - I cooked.

It sounds so unbelievable, right?

Yes, I cooked. Believe me. Though it was not very delicious, at least it was still edible. Thank god.

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P/S: Should I redo my hair?

Thursday, July 17, 2008

笑啊。。。


笑话一则


花木兰男扮女装代父从军时,因经痛而晕倒在战场上。经过大夫诊断与治疗,木兰醒了。

大夫说:“敌方真是狠毒啊,竟把您的子孙根给宰了。”

木兰十分欣慰,心想:“还好没被发现我是女儿身。”
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大父说:“别怕,我把伤口给缝了起来。”


听到这里,白痴的龄慧竟说:“那不是没月经了吗? ”
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拜托,应该先关心木兰的下体吧,还担心有没有月经。而且,那只会造成淤血,好吗?
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P/S: 有得必有失

Tuesday, July 15, 2008

You should never...

You should never fall asleep when people like me is around because I will...


... I will do something to make fun of u. It totally depends on the materials available and my creativity of that day.




It is a sticky memo paper which has been on the computer we are using since the first day.

Doesn't it look great with the hair clip, Ling Huey?

Friday, July 11, 2008

我与小玲有个约会

昨天下班后,我立刻赶到pavilion赴约,因为我知道小玲(我对她的甜蜜昵称)不喜欢我迟到。


这就是我与小玲 - 林志玲来马宣传《赤壁》时隔着一米的接触。

短暂可是幸福哦。。

有传小玲在戏中是个花瓶,但我可认为每个角色的出现长短都有它的原因所在,无论是为了剧情,市场策略或是效果。

也许是因为她和蔡康永曾一起主持节目,所以才会让她看起来那么高。其实现实中的她身高也只是比一般女生高一些(还是比我矮,哈哈)。

也许是气质,身材比例,智慧让她的形象大大提升吧。。

有智慧的名模 -- 小玲还是很值得欣赏。

当然大马的名模也不错。。

哇。。果然很专业。

大马名模能屈能伸,中间那位还能演咒怨

P/S: 只要有自信,每个人都可以是名模。

感动

感动,我孩子写信给我了。。。





Dodoh 这名字很可爱吧。。。

忘了他长什么样? click here

Wednesday, July 09, 2008

Happy Birthday Dailou

Happy Birthday Dai Lou!!!

Sunday, June 29, 2008

幸福定义?


幸福 = 婚姻?

有人说一个女人最美最幸福时,就是当她穿上婚纱晚装时的神态。
以上便是我陪我姐选的晚装,虽然她结婚时我已不在马来西亚了,但还是很期待看到她美美的婚纱照(当然赘肉,副乳,还是得遮掩好)。

一段婚姻,幸福与否还是得靠两人经营。





幸福 = 亲近心爱的人?

最近发现傻傻地看着身边心爱的人睡着,也是一种幸福。至少那一刻,你是如此地靠近他最放松,最豪无保留的心情。(暂时撇开鼻鼾声,流口水,磨牙那些画面)




幸福 = 和家人相处?

留学后,更珍惜与家人相处的每一分每一秒。无论发生什么事,家人永远不会放弃你,还是家里好啊。。。

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幸福=吃爱心早餐?

连续两天带着爱心早餐上班去,很有面子哦。。朋友看了都口水直流。

无论是您的爱人,妈妈,或家人(女佣免谈)准备的,我们都该细心品尝每一口早餐中的爱。因为一个人留学时,吃的喝的都得自己准备,很可怜的。。

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其实幸福莫过于,每天张开双眼发觉自己还呼吸着

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P/S:活着就是幸福,不要轻易伤害自己

Sunday, June 22, 2008

自私


神婆奥菲利亚的塔罗牌很灵验
说穿了自己内心的顾虑与不安


我其实很自私


我很自私
我只要别人付出
却不敢真心接受

我很自私
我渴望大家的爱
却不敢无私奉献

我很自私
我还不确定去向
却让人盲目跟从

我很自私
我还不了解自己
却希望别人谅解

我很自私
我还在原地徘徊
却让人不知所措



P/S:我自私吧?

Saturday, June 21, 2008

我是代言人

我是女人堆中的男人代言人




我是body shop hand moisturizer 代言人



我是粉红代言人




我是苹果族(apple ipod touch)代言人

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我市细领带+苹果饮料代言人
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她是疯婆子代言人。

这时候的你是不是又怪我为什么嘴巴那么贱?

我说她疯不是没原因的,因为她为自己这身打扮取了个主题。猜猜看,答案在comment里。

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P/S:只要有自信,每个人都是自己梦想的代言人。

Friday, June 20, 2008

My cute bitch

Wearing the crown that my aunt sent to her from Manchester, UK, she was so hiao (as usual). Anyway, this pose is instructed by me. So, I m hiao, indirectly.





Cutie... If u r wondering why this lil girl can b so photogenic with all these cute facial expression, I m gonna tell u why...

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Because the best studio director is jz right behind me when i was taking her pictures during the 'photo shoot'. haha... Look at my sis's stupid face.

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As usual, I like to make fun of her hair.

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P/S:今天的训练,造就明天的我们

Thursday, June 12, 2008

拥挤的沉思


多少个人,每天擦肩而过。
而人群中,又有哪个气味眼神,或是举手投足能够引起你的注意?

每天的拥挤,让我更靠近他人。
可是我却看不清他们的思想顾虑,以及期待

秉着各自的想法,走在喧哗的大街上,
热闹,越寂寞,越空虚

我不喜欢入夜后走在大街上,
因为无论白天多么喧哗的街道,到了晚上还是一样的凄凉寂寞。

不想因为自私而辜负他人,更不想因为寂寞而谈恋爱。
对不起,蜜蜂蝴蝶们。



P/S:需要多少勇气,我才能大方承认我是谁?

Wednesday, June 11, 2008

背影

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三种背影
三种步伐
三种仰望
三种角度
三种心情
三种故事
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三角关系行得通吗?
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P/S:特别鸣谢友情客串摄影师nic。

I am an apple

8 interns in 1 company. Wow! 4 guys except me have been re-allocated to the Finance Department while 3 girls and me (the only handsome) are still in the Actuarial Department.

That's my apple green shirt which matches very well with my ipod touch, green MyVi, green Savvy and most of the green cars..
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V went to MidValley after work. While on board of monorail, Ruo Chean found her true love (a random Chinese guy) who was wearing a shirt that matched very well with her.

This is LOVE - It comes in a subtle way.

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My 3 internship sisters in the department.

大家姐说:身为实习生,穿着要低调。

结果自己戴了个闪亮亮的白色高腰带,整个人就突然时尚起来,大大加分。。心机重啊。。

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P/S:为自己多花一点心思,整体感觉就会亮眼起来。

Friday, June 06, 2008

Being an intern


I have been working as an intern at the Actuarial Department for 1 week. So far, I did not do anything office boys do. I was assigned to work alone on a case which the GM wants our department to reconcile the data. I was blur most of the time.

At the meantime, I joked a lot with 大家姐 ling huey. We laughed like hell most of the time in the office.

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It's me, Ruo Chean and 大家姐。 We talked bout a lot of stupid jokes. Other full time staff just beh tahan us most of the time since we laughed so loud.

The first day after work, 大家姐told me other interns seemed very good in socializing with full time staff but it's ok because both of us (from UNL) have the best fashion sense, wearing the best combination of formal wear with our astonishing height. haha...

I totally agree, 大家姐。

身为interns, 工作表现不重要,最重要打扮得好看。哈哈。。我们赢了!虽然我的穿着有点高调:苹果青粉蓝色桃红色粉红色衬衫配细领带,可是只要不过分就好。I am happy that I finally could use my Kenneth Cole Reaction messenger bag that I bought from US.

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After getting so tired at my workplace, this is what I saw when I was home on the first day. The metrosexual and bitch sticked all the stickers they had on their faces and feet and thought they were so-called "Ah bu ne ne"

Sometimes, we just can't comprehend what others are thinking..
Sometimes, we also can't comprehend what we are thinking too..




P/S:工作虽辛苦,但充实就好。

Wednesday, June 04, 2008

无字keyboard

nic 的无字keyboard是我目前见过最high-tech的产品之一。。

一试就懂你平时常不常用电脑,好in 啊。。

在公司对着keyboard,我很茫然。。 好多好多的疑问,好难哦。。。
怎么算都算不出我要的数字,好烦。。。
由于自己被分派单独处理一个个案,当别人在讨论时,我只能自己傻傻地思考。。
资深的职员无时无刻都好忙,真不好意思打扰他们,自己却快想疯了。。

可怜。。
无助。。
疲倦。。
忙碌。。
担心。。
烦恼。。
却好充实。。



P/S:谢谢大家的加油打气短讯。

Sunday, June 01, 2008

前面high,后面痛

一早,我就做苦力,为nic 效命,搬家。。


得到的回报是。。他带我到pavilion 逛街(cheh..好像我没去过酱。。)
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再看到这个板,完全没兴奋的感觉,可是sean 却很high。。



看他的high样(对不起,有点像粗口),顶他不顺。。 以为自己长得有点像曹格,又是他的忠实粉丝,又很唱得,就可以假乱真吗?

竟然还摆出平时歌手在签唱会必摆的姿势。。 哈哈。。请看以下照片,是不是很顶他不顺? 哈哈。。

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签唱会招牌post

除此之外,sean真的为了曹格,放得很开。。 平时害羞,不愿在我们面前展歌喉的他,竟然上台玩游戏,还跪着唱背叛,平时在声乐班学的东西一次过展露。。 一鸣惊人

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nah。。 真的曹格!那个假的肯定正在在前面的粉丝区high到暴。。(照片不清,因为相机没电,只好用手机)

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很high 的sean,赢了之前的游戏,优先上台索取签名,还签大送小。贪心啊。。

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sean在前面那么high,我和nic在后面就无聊到极点。。开始玩自拍,耍嘴贱,批评路人。。

腿很长吧? 哈哈。。爽!

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等了很久很久,样子当然很衰,还可怜得流泪了(眼药水),可惜照片看不见。

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和钟无艳自拍。。

这签唱会,真是爽到前面(sean),痛到后面(可怜的我和nic)

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P/S: 发觉曹格有点像KK,女人我最大的kevin 老师,当然还有sean。